Jeez Louise

Things I’ve been thinking about…

- You know the show Big Brother? The US one? I have watched basically every season of it to some extent (seasons 3 through 6 I pretty much just watched the last few episodes) and, well, those people are boring. My favourite season? Big Brother 8 (beer pong and all) although I wasn’t happy with the winners. Least favourite? I’m not sure, lots of them were pretty mediocre. I guess it’s because they choose people who are aspiring (or former) models/actors/singers etc. etc. and it’s like… these are not “real” people. This is a two-month audition.

- If you are someone who doesn’t have eyebrows for whatever reason. And please, listen to me, I have been there and I know. Please, please for the love of God don’t draw them in with a Sharpie.

And please… eyebrows just don’t look right if they’re one solid line:

I know that it’s hard. I know that losing your eyebrows can be traumatic, in more ways than one. I’ve been there. In fact at the moment I’m missing like, half of my right eyebrow. It sucks. But if you want to draw them on, just… do it right. Or don’t draw them on. Or get them tattooed by someone reputable. They can make them look real and natural:

- How come when I stay home from work, I can never just take it easy and relax - instead I sit around worrying about what’s going on back at work. I need to calm the heckers down.

- Cuteness: My nephew was watching Scooby Doo. He insisted on watching it, even though his mom was like “That is going to scare you”. Because every other time he’s attempted watching it, he’s gotten scared. Well, this time, he was about halfway through (farther than he’d ever gotten before) when he came to me and said “Tante! Scooby Doo is so scared of the Grampires!”
Hee hee hee, he called them grampires!

Okay that’s about all I’ve been thinking of. Well I ‘ve been thinking about other things but I will stop boring you now.

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